The Ways to Switchback
(All hyperlinks are actual phrases entered into Internet search engines to reach the Switchback site, from its inception until the release of Issue 3.)
minimal: faq, advice, personals
frequently asked questions:
does a chimpanzee dream?
do real sunflower seeds come from real sunflowers?
how bad is bacardi 151?
how to tell if child swallowed a barrette?
what is a switchback word?
i am looking for information on:
barbie bicycle helmets
cigarette ashes on dinner plate
finkle candy
linoleum stains mystery
i would like to know how to:
clean patio chair of black walnut stain
chipping ice in a freezer
crawl canter
cassandra trespass
greet clients at a hairdressing salon reception desk
hump your boyfriend
japanese toilet noise disguise
draw buck tooth billy
manhunt soda machines
personals:
i am...
chimpanzee at a typewriter
addicted to picking ear wax
deformed freak
leather belt cinched tight
alone with others
master crocheter
freckles back shirtless
iso...
anger teeth grinding narcissism
bathing suit fair skin pot belly
girls licking worms
jaybird mcqueen
lips thigh her elastic hard
well hung men laying on bed in underwear
windblown spiked hair
tiny man trapped inside his spandex shorts