Born: Tehran, Iran, June 2, 1978, to rave reviews. Lived all over. Found the soggy Northwest to my liking. Stayed a while. Took break-dancing classes at an early age. Starred in the holiday classic Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo. Loved and lost. Joined a clandestine, finger-lickin' good organization known as "KFC" and infiltrated a subculture of mall-people. Realized the world was seriously fucked, so to feel better I got a new hairdo.
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