McLinden likes referring to himself in the third person. He sometimes walks into
a supermarket and says to the checkout girl “Andrew wants to know if
these cakes are part of the two for one deal you’re currently
promoting?” On a recent rendezvous with a girl he’d met off an internet
dating site he was heard to remark “Andrew thinks you used someone
else’s photograph on your profile.” Andrew likes to read and likes to
write and hopes other people like to read what he writes.